The Stark Reality of Leaving Vacation

Interstate 40 in Oklahoma

We awoke at around 4:00 in the morning, not because we wanted to, but because the religious broadcast blaring in the next room woke us up. We could have notified the front desk, but we’d be listening to the TV next door, waiting in anticipation for someone to knock on their door, likely with little result, as it seemed apparent that they were sleeping through the racket. Thirty minutes later, we filling our tank next door at the gas station, with the clerk offering Caroline a free coffee [This gas station had the most complicated and diverse offering of hot and cold coffee drinks I had ever seen. The clerk watched me stumbling through the steps to fill my cup and probably thought I was in desperate need of wake-up energy – Caroline]. Hardly a half-hour down the road from where we spent the night in Muskogee, Oklahoma, I felt as though I was passing out in the persistent rain, and so I pulled off Interstate 40 at OK-150 before turning into a parking lot at a small hotel with the hopes of getting a 10-minute nap in the darkness. But wouldn’t you know, it was now about 5:00, and there was a guy sitting outside his room having a smoke. He seemed to be watching us, but I was likely just being paranoid, right? After a few minutes, he went into his room, came back out, got in his car, and drove up to ours. “Are you okay?” he asked. I assured him that everything was fine, just a bit tired. “My door’s unlocked; feel free to go get some sleep. I’m going to the gas station.” That was that, and tired or not, we were driving away while he was still in the gas station.

With the darkness and heavy cloud cover dumping rain, things felt fragile and a bit precarious which made for some difficult driving . Once the sky started to brighten, it felt like the day was beginning and that helped me stay awake, though the rain continued to fall off and on.

Interstate 40 in Texas

While you may not be able to gather exactly where this was, there’s a short stretch of rainbow coming out of the tree just right of center. It was still raining when we entered Texas, after nearly four hours of driving.

Interstate 40 in Texas

You’d think you could see it from here, but it’s not that big. I’m not talking about Texas; I’m referring to Buc-ee’s. We stopped. We regretted it. We left. The shock of it all stymied me from taking a photo. It wasn’t some kind of grandeur that left my jaw agape and unable to compose myself; it was the human dissonance. [For non-American readers: Buc-ee’s is a chain of insanely large travel centers (combination gas station and convenience store) which feature 24/7 bakery, barbecue, and fudge counters and a large merchandise department in case you feel like a rhinestone-studded and/or Buc-ee’s themed garment or other type of souvenir. Not to forget the world’s largest toilets – Caroline]

Interstate 40 in Texas

The heaviness of a morning that began on the wrong foot, stepped into the weird, and dipped into a hillbilly Disneyland that we left in the rearview mirror as the sun and familiarity of the Southwest were approaching.

Kix on 66 Restaurant in Tucumcari, New Mexico

We’ve eaten here at Kix on 66 before. But that won’t be replayed today, because the place burned down since our visit back in 2023; I got a photo of Caroline sitting in a booth, but then last year on April 4th, this happened. The owners did reopen down the street; the new location is called SideKix on 66. We are in the town of Tucumcari, New Mexico.

Tucumcari, New Mexico

Iconic Route 66, The Mother Road, running from Chicago, Illinois, to Santa Monica, California, is celebrating its 100th birthday this year. It’s a road for the history books and draws the nostalgic from far and wide, but economically, many places struggle to survive.

Tucumcari, New Mexico

While it might make for great roadside Americana, there is something sad and tragic about the lost and forgotten dreams of those who once saw promise in a superhighway cutting across the United States. Back in 1952, Pearl and Dugan Barnett must have felt the spark as they opened the Ranch House Café here in Tucumcari. By 1981, the dream was interrupted as Interstate 40 made the small towns along Route 66 irrelevant. With travelers racing by, collapse was inevitable.

Lowe's Market in Tucumcari, New Mexico

There are still bright spots in Tucumcari, such as the Mexican Restaurant La Cita and this place, Lowe’s Market with the greatest selection of green chili we’ve ever seen. We left with eight different varieties.

U.S. Highway 54 towards Vaughn, New Mexico

After more than eight hours on Interstate 40, we turned off on US-54 in the direction of Vaughn, New Mexico.

U.S. Highway 54 towards Vaughn, New Mexico

If you followed the previous days of our road trip into the Middle of America, you’d know that the skies of the Southwest are simply different, in a grand way.

U.S. Highway 54 towards Vaughn, New Mexico

A burst of heavy rain to our southeast had me keeping my fingers crossed that this mess was not coming our way. I had enough rain across Oklahoma to last me until the monsoons get underway in Phoenix.

Vaughn, New Mexico

Not on Route 66, this small town has nonetheless suffered the slings and arrows of a shifting world of travel. At the beginning of the 20th century, Vaughn was at the intersection of the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Railway and the Southern Pacific Railroad, but by the 1950s the industry had finished transitioning from steam engines to diesel. This meant that the reason for Vaughn’s existence was becoming obsolete. The Harvey House and Restaurant that helped serve rail travelers were no longer going to receive passengers. A relatively prosperous town of 1,300 shrank to less than 300 today. The large depot, a roundhouse for servicing locomotives, and the staff required for running those operations are long gone.

Vaughn, New Mexico

By 1972, the Santa Fe Railway stopped using Vaughn as a crew exchange point. The curtain was closing on this outpost.

Aladdin Vending Machine in Vaughn, New Mexico

Inside the old gas station was this Aladdin Vending Machine with candy and gum still inside. At .50 cents per item, those Snickers and Butterfingers are likely over 30 years old based on the last time they sold for those prices.

Vaughn, New Mexico

Only this year, after 177 years of production, Schlitz Beer joined the ranks of disappearing brands. I wonder how much longer this old sign will stand here before someone comes along and claims the relic?

Old Skyline Motel in Vaughn, New Mexico

The Skyline Motel is a thing of the past; how long before everything else in Vaughn fades out of existence?

Vaughn, New Mexico

Not being a beer drinker myself, I had to check if Hamm’s was still being produced. Sure enough, it’s available, but its bear mascot has been retired after the United States decided that cartoon characters representing beer and cigarette sales were too appealing to children.

Encino Motel in Encino, New Mexico

It seems that this is our fourth time traveling through Encino, New Mexico, not that this is some accomplishment, but maybe it is. The first time was back in 2005, when I took a photo of the other side of this sign; it reads, “Encino Motel. New Menagement (sic).”

U.S. Highway 60 west of Encino, New Mexico

It is precisely views such as this that have enamored us with the landscapes of these parts.

Salt flat near Silio, New Mexico

This stretch of desert near Silo, New Mexico, has many places where salt flats exist, remnants of ancient lakes and a history of shifting salt and gypsum. I suppose the earth’s natural history sets the stage for human history, where we shift settlements and purpose, changing the landscape with our own ebb and flow.

Mountainair, New Mexico

We’ve been to Mountainair, New Mexico, on previous trips to visit the old mission churches in the area, which are mostly ruins now. While the area was at least a part-time home to the Tiwa and Tompiro-speaking people who were mining salt for trade, it was colonized by Spanish explorers, and within 100 years, the area was depopulated. Then in 1903, the town of Mountainair was founded in anticipation of the arrival of the Santa Fe Railway. By 1910 and through the 1940s, this was the Pinto Bean Capital of the World, but then a 10-year drought decimated that claim to fame. In the late 1960s, passenger rail stopped, further reducing the economic activity of this town. For some, Interstate 40 was bringing modernization; for others, the end of livelihoods. Many people would likely argue that the AI Highway is currently doing something similar.

Socorro, New Mexico

We’ve reached Socorro, New Mexico, our destination for the day. This brings us within 375 miles of home.

El Camino Family Restaurant in Socorro, New Mexico

The El Camino Family Restaurant is an all-time favorite of ours. The name of the town, Socorro, shows up on my blog no less than 36 times, and the oldest photo of this sign is a tiny, less-than-one-megapixel photo, taken with an early digital camera in 1999. I’m not certain that either of us realized that we’ve been visiting this place for at least 27 years.

El Camino Family Restaurant in Socorro, New Mexico

During that time, we’ve rarely strayed from the dishes that became instant classics to both of us. For Caroline, it was the chile rellenos in green chile, while for me, it’s been the steak tampico, also smothered in green chile. As for the hotels and motels in Socorro, they are either overpriced or dumps with nothing in between, but that doesn’t really matter as we’re here for the food.

More Missouri on the Way to Oklahoma

Sunrise over the Mississippi River in Cape Girardeau, Missouri

Morning on the Mississippi River. There are worse places to be; maybe there are better ones, but right now, this was the perfect spot. If only I could have brought every tidbit of history and all the stories I’d heard and seen with me into that moment, I might have been able to stand there and experience a cascade of impressions that would have given deeper context to the mighty Mississippi.

Mississippi River in Cape Girardeau, Missouri

Last week when we visited Cairo, Illinois, we stood at the confluence of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers; that point defines the Upper and Lower Mississippi River. Then, just this past Sunday when we drove through Kabekona, Minnesota, we were only 20 miles from the headwaters of the Mississippi. This is roughly the area from which the glacial drainage of the last ice age 12,000 years ago carved the Upper Mississippi Valley. Down here on the Lower Mississippi, we see the impact of the sediments that have flowed south since that time. Earlier on our own journey, we visited New Madrid, Missouri, where I wrote about the sand blows left behind by the New Madrid Earthquake of 1811–1812; those liquefaction events revealed the same sediments that continue their long journey toward the Gulf of Mexico. For thousands of years, the Mississippi has changed the landscape, as it followed the course of a continental rift created millions of years before the river even existed. Sad that most of us who might stand on the river’s banks will never truly appreciate the forces of time and nature that have produced such a massive highway.

Cape Girardeau, Missouri

This great mural towering over us had me thinking about those who might be passing by on one of those popular 14-day cruises from St. Paul, Minnesota, down to New Orleans. Then it struck me: this is the flood wall, and what terror would people who live here wake up to if they were to see the Mississippi spilling over this 16-foot-tall wall of defense?

Caroline Wise in Cape Girardeau, Missouri

For those who may not know, Caroline’s maiden name was Engelhardt, so the wings here are poetic considering how that translates to Angel Heart.

Cape Girardeau, Missouri

Seeing this side of Cape Girardeau, it’s easy to appreciate the charm, but if you enter the way we did last night, by crossing the bridge south of town, you might consider turning away, since the level of poverty seen there can only portend bad things for this dot on the map. But like is often the situation in the United States, somehow the blight is kept isolated so visitors can have an experience that allows them to remain in the dark about imbalances or the despair that might be affecting part of the population. Looking at the map again, I see Interstate 57 passing on the west side of The Cape; the majority of visitors likely won’t receive the introduction to town that we did.

Cape Girardeau, Missouri

Looking at this fine example of Spanish Colonial Revival architecture, one might think they were in Santa Barbara, California.

Cape Girardeau, Missouri

What I initially thought was city hall is, in actuality, Academic Hall, part of Southeast Missouri State University. Once again, we’ve visited a beautiful old town, but I don’t know that we’d find enough to keep us busy for a full day. Back in the day, it appears that there was a Civil War-era fort up this hill; at another location, the ruins of another fort are now a historic site. These places have a connection back in the Southwest, especially the Grand Canyon, because it was John Wesley Powell who oversaw the construction of the forts. Within 10 years of their construction, he’d find himself navigating the Colorado River, sitting in his chair, with only one arm, risking it all on unknown rapids no one before him had ever encountered. This has me reflecting on something else from the Southwest: the people we call the Navajo, who call themselves the Diné, tell a story of Spider Woman, Na’ashjé’ii Asdzáá; anyway, there’s a narrative there about webs, which has me thinking of the interconnectedness of things, but that’s something for another day.

Defunct gas station in Wappapello, Missouri

Feeding my post-apocalyptic dreams of a world after us humans have been erased, I’m the lonely sole witness wandering the landscape, marveling at the relics left behind. It’s no wonder this trope has been such a popular theme in the movies, as those of us who’ve had the means to explore the backroads encounter such sights over and over. How many others walk up to the pumps looking to see if the last price is still visible or the amount of its final transaction, and then proceed to check if the mechanical elements still move. When buildings are boarded up, I dream that whoever is the current property owner would show up at this most opportune moment, allowing us to peek inside, the first people to venture inside in a couple of decades. A silly flight of fancy for certain, yet one that is nearly impossible to silence.

Queen Anne’s Lace in Wappapello, Missouri

Both the defunct gas station and this Queen Anne’s lace were seen in Wappapello, Missouri.

Ray's Community Store near Vanzant, Missouri

Further along the drive, we find Ray’s Community Store near Vanzant. Again, more mystery and not a single satisfying answer to any of it. I have to wonder why the mechanics of imagination should work harder in more remote locations and small towns than when the abandoned or boarded-up business is in a modern city. The answer must be found in our sense of nostalgia for stories we’ve witnessed in our electronic media of ages we’ve never lived in, but only seen from a distance.

Somewhere on MO-76 near Vanzant, Missouri

How have the movies changed any of these sights, and how do we imbue meaning into what is mostly an abstraction, where a pathway leads us to a place farther ahead? This anticipation of what we’ll encounter next must be a relic of our evolutionary past that helped us go forward into the unknowns. Now add the soundtrack we all carry with us, and at once, we are traveling into the unfamiliar accompanied by a soundscape that blends the previously unexplored with what will soon be familiar. We are creating a world of memories.

Somewhere on MO-76 near Vanzant, Missouri

Is this where life imitates art? Are these sedimentary rocks, a location from Jurassic Park, or riverside in the canyonlands of the Southwest? For those who live near Vanzant, Missouri, the answer is obvious; others will have to search for frames of reference.

Somewhere on MO-76 near Vanzant, Missouri

We are already well aware that the small roads lead somewhere. The question is: where? Possibly to a farmer’s property, maybe a hunting area, a place to go fishing, to another small town, or maybe to a secret government program where trespassers are disappeared, never to be seen again. This last possibility has us steering clear of such roads, unless handy-dandy Google insists it’s a viable route to our next destination.

Casey's General Store & Gas Station in Sparta, Missouri

Our next stop is for coffee, right here at Casey’s General Store & Gas Station in Sparta. You see, Casey’s has become a reliable source for pecan-flavored coffee that Caroline enjoys a lot.

Deadeye Guns in Sparta, Missouri

Now here’s something we don’t necessarily enjoy a lot, but it is so ubiquitous that we often fail to see the signs anymore: a local gun shop. Deadeye Guns, great name, nice logo, but all the same, they are guns. ‘Nuff said.

Lambert's Cafe in Ozark, Missouri

This was one of the places I’d eyeballed early on in my trip planning when I was looking for some authentic eats. Well, on our way to Lambert’s Cafe, we found that some people have different opinions about how good it is. Some were enthusiastic; others, while not dismissing the place, had a certain air of disregard, as in the “Yeah, I guess some people like it,” kind of vibe. One thing was certain: from the number of cars in the enormous lot at midday, this Ozark, Missouri, location is wildly popular.

Lambert's Cafe in Ozark, Missouri

Home of the Throwed Rolls is Lambert’s famous slogan. This lively place was vibrant, some might say, electrified. Before ever getting to our table, at around 3:00 in the afternoon, we learned that we were fortunate for only having to wait about 10 minutes, since it’s not uncommon for people on any given day or time to have to wait a couple of hours to be seated. Once a roll or two has been thrown your way, and assuming you catch it, the person walking around with a bucket of sorghum molasses shows up to offer you a dollop, should you like some. The dishes called “Pass Arounds” won’t be offered until your main dish has arrived, but if they had, Caroline and I could have been satisfied with rolls and molasses, the black-eyed peas, and fried okra, all of which are all-you-can-eat. With white beans on the menu, Caroline opted for a bowl of those topped with pork jowls and a side of yams, while I went with the catfish. Fifty dollars for the two of us; this was a bargain, as the food was plentiful and great.

Leaving Ozark, Missouri

I should tell you that with gullets full, we found a shady road, pulled over, and napped, but we were headed toward Bentonville, Arkansas, home of Walmart, and our excitement level had been adrenalized by our experience at Lambert’s. With that in mind, we chose this superhighway through the Ozarks, so as not to waste any time reaching the discount shopping holy land.

Farmstand in Reeds Spring, Missouri

Okay, there was one roadside stop in Reeds Spring to see what a young lady was hawking at a farmstand. While we were still in Missouri, the tomatoes were from Arkansas. We bought four of these giants, but only three made it to Phoenix; the fourth was eaten as dinner after reaching our hotel much later in the day. Back home, these were just the most incredible tomatoes, the kind and flavor we are never offered in the desert.

Near Branson West, Missouri

Our route led us through West Branson, as opposed to its more famous cousin Branson, home of a billion live music venues and stuff for those who enjoy partying in the Ozarks. Out this way, there are rocks, trees, small roads, and John and Caroline dragging home tomatoes, bologna, smoked gouda, chocolate cheese, herring in wine sauce, a bottle of root beer from the Mark Twain Dinette, Sleepy Eye barley wine, scores of assorted pantry items (we literally counted 80 can and jars), two wooden salad bowls, a ceramic crock, four bars of soap, one candle, bamboo salad hands, and four beers from Shell Brewing in New Ulm, Minnesota.

Folk art from Mike and Judy Powers in Eagle Rock, Missouri

Should you too find yourself in Eagle Rock, Missouri, making a beeline to the corporate megalopolis of Walmart in Bentonville, Arkansas, you might want to take the time to stop by the folk art exhibit from Mike and Judy Powers while it can still be seen. You see, they sold the property, but the new owners have kept things intact, but who knows for how much longer.

Folk art from Mike and Judy Powers in Eagle Rock, Missouri

Being in a relative hurry, there wasn’t a lot of time to frame my photos, nor was the overcast sky working with me, so this was the best I got.

Near Eagle Rock, Missouri

Can you sense the draw of Walmart over the hills and beyond the dale? I know, it’s palpable.

Pale Purple Coneflower off the Sugar Camp National Forest Scenic Byway in Eagle Rock, Missouri

But first we must stop for the pale purple coneflower off the Sugar Camp National Forest Scenic Byway.

Butterfly Weed off the Sugar Camp National Forest Scenic Byway in Eagle Rock, Missouri

That, and the butterfly weed.

Fringed Poppy Mallow off the Sugar Camp National Forest Butterfly Weed off the Sugar Camp National Forest Scenic Byway in Eagle Rock, Missouri

And then there was the fringed poppy mallow, but those were just the cake for the frosting that is in the next photo.

Pipevine Swallowtail and Green Milkweed off the Sugar Camp National Forest Butterfly Weed off the Sugar Camp National Forest Scenic Byway in Eagle Rock, Missouri

This is the pipevine swallowtail indulging in green milkweed; yeah, I know, it’s almost perfect.

But what of Bentonville and Walmart? That place was plain old creepy. We didn’t stop for a single thing, afraid that a level of bland might wear off on us. In any case, the trip is largely finished. We kept up a solid pace over to Oklahoma, as we have more than 1,000 miles to cover before reaching home in a couple of days, not that this is the end of the story, yet.

The Wholesome Middle

Madison, Indiana

Alrighty then, we are back on the streets of Madison, Indiana, with no sense of urgency to get on the road. You could call this a nice, relaxed start to the day; though, I’d say that they have all been that way. Before turning to the architecture and character of the town, I had to note the weeds because small things that are often overlooked are part of the bigger picture. I think we have to be reminded occasionally that the world is not only made to reflect that bigger picture but is also made from small stuff which is made from even smaller things; such is the nature of what is just out of sight. We shouldn’t overlook what is mostly out of sight and underfoot; we might find ourselves in that position in the future, appearing to be nothing more than some neglected weeds holding on just out of view.

Madison, Indiana

I have mixed feelings about murals as urban beautification elements. You see, an oversized mural might help people fix their gaze on the image instead of the weeds, the cracked sidewalks, or the shuttered stores. Maybe they act as distractions in the name of revitalization, a stop-gap measure meant to satisfy residents that at least something has been done. Not that this is happening in Madison, I’m just saying.

Madison, Indiana

Red bricks, tall windows, and white lintels against a deep blue morning sky are design elements that are attractive, but mostly out of style, as I’d suppose this style of building is now too expensive when everything is measured on quick return on investment. Ironically enough, these kinds of facades, when restored, are able to attract premium rents as retro is in.

Madison, Indiana

What may never return are the reasons why pedestrian shopping areas such as this once ruled the day; online shopping has erased much of its necessity. Not long ago, we headed into town to pick up the things we needed for our daily existence; Main Street was functional on many levels. From the social aspect to the circular function of the local economy, citizens fed the economic viability of their communities. Today, tattoos, vape shops, vintage stores, empty spaces, Halloween pop-ups, gyms, nail salons, and, far too often, services that cater to the impoverished are all that remain for those who can’t afford subscription and delivery fees of online vendors. I wonder if we were to design a new downtown area in this age, would we have the insight to create inexpensive spaces where artists, craftspeople, reading rooms, boutique coffee shops, specialty food shops, and other types of gathering destinations would be supported? Does supporting a small town even matter these days when a population has been incentivized to either stay in their armed fortress or aim for distant locations where the landscape looks vibrant compared to their decaying environment?

Madison, Indiana

You see, I’m in love with the potential of this small town, and I have been in Indianola, Mississippi, San Angelo, Texas, or Nauvoo, Illinois, too. But I feel that I’m watching it all die within my lifetime. Sure, economies change, tastes shift, and culture evolves, but something insidious seems to be creeping in with economic disenfranchisement, algorithmically defined tastes, and any semblance of culture being sacrificed on the pyre of banality. And to what end? I think the answer is apparent: every nickel spent is two cents in a billionaire’s pocket.

Madison, Indiana

Twenty years ago, I saw people out here, and the state of commerce felt alive with an excitement that Madison was a happening place. Was it only because I was 42 years old and still somehow too naive to comprehend that a pensiveness was already in the air? Did people more insightful than me see the writing on the wall? Has our neglect of the important stuff for the sake of convenience and greed stolen part of the soul of our country?

Hinkle's Hamburgers in Madison, Indiana

In an old cafe, one can still see the vestiges of that soul. It is funky, worn, a bit anachronistic, with regulars who far outnumber those venturing outside of corporate chains. Maybe, like the revival of vinyl records, Red Wing boots, and working jeans, the hipster crowd will grow to understand what will be lost when these wood laminate and linoleum surfaces disappear for good. Caroline wasn’t even born in this country, but she can share the satisfaction of sitting at the counter of a greasy spoon, grabbing the handle of a cup of coffee, and admiring the awkward lighting that feels as old as the place. It doesn’t have to try to be cool; it just is. Hinkle’s is everything we wish for when we are traveling, from the tatted-up cook to the wait staff that seems to have worked here for decades, and the old guys sitting at the other end of the counter.

John Wise and Caroline Wise in Madison, Indiana

Nearly 37 years ago, I took a black & white selfie using a film camera of Caroline and me on the streets of Munich, West Germany, as it was referred to back then. It was our first photo together; we were attending a film festival. She was 21, and I was 26; today she is 58, and I am 63. We’ve seen a lot of stuff over the years, and a lot of each other. Still, we smile when we look at one another and smile again when we look at photos of ourselves from over the years. If you want to see that old photo here on my blog, click here.

Madison, Indiana

That’s right, we look into the alleys, into the scuffed corners, and those weeds as we would prefer to see everything. This neglected space is a far cry from the Mårten Trotzigs gränd, the narrowest alley in Stockholm, Sweden, where they figured out how to use an alley as a tourist destination. Here in America, alleys are threatening, liminal spaces where danger lurks.

Madison, Indiana

Opulence is what I see, from the tall windows and arched lintels on the building to the left, to the wide open loft space I imagine in the brick corner building home to Electric Lady. I believe the place is a bar/music venue that appears to also serve some food, a step in the right direction. Their website is broken, and there were no details at the door. Further digging showed that the Electric Lady operates only for private events or bookings.

Madison, Indiana

So much charm is found on these quiet streets. Though it is already nearly 9:00, nobody can be seen here in Madison; yet even in small towns one-third the size in France, people are moving about. They are fetching baked goods, going for early morning walks, or have some purpose to be out, but the town feels alive. I know, it’s Thursday in America; life doesn’t happen on weekdays; only Saturday and Sunday warrant utilizing the services of a community. It feels like we are at a crossroads, a chicken-and-egg moment, where nobody knows what to do.

Madison, Indiana

There is something sexy about rust and decay, not that it might be a precursor to further neglect of a crumbling building or facade, but as a sign of deep character, that a place is being used and that history exists here. For anyone who’s been to Italy, Greece, or France, they understand how this patina is a kind of gold.

Madison, Indiana

Yes, this was my “appreciation of the lintels” tour.

Madison, Indiana

Here’s a brain teaser: is this relic of a laundry mat operational or long abandoned? Looking through the window, I would have figured the latter, but pushing open the door, to my surprise, there were signs of recent usage. Why was it unlocked? Maybe there’s nothing worth stealing, or could it be that the owner lives upstairs and was watching me on a security camera as I snapped off a photo?

Madison, Indiana

Yep, certainly obsessed with those Italian-influenced lintels, and the fact that it exudes something from Victorian Age Britain or Ireland. It’s looking kind of cozy, isn’t it? And with this, we conclude our relatively extensive social commentary and tour of Madison, Indiana, on the Ohio River.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

While not in a hurry this morning, we still managed to get out of Madison early, maybe too early. We had an appointment set for 1:00 this afternoon, but texted Gary if it were possible to move things up a couple of hours; no problem, was his reply. When I was planning our vacation, I had stumbled upon Beck’s Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana. There was a problem, though: tours are regularly scheduled for weekends. I reached out and learned that we could arrange for a private tour; that was even better.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

With our guide Gary’s full attention, we were able to get the nitty-gritty tour while he shared his extensive knowledge of this mill.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

How it all works, what is still ground in the facility, how it was restored, and the history of the place. Gary knew it all and was happy to share.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

Without needing to watch over a dozen people, we were able to take in details that only those who work here typically get to see. If anything was missing, it would have been seeing the old equipment in operation.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

Built in 1864, replacing a mill that was burned down during the Civil War, Beck’s is the only one left of 65 mills that once stood here in Washington County. Abandoned in 1914 and damaged in a 1963 tornado, the mill was left to decay for decades until restoration began in 2007.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

In the second incarnation of mills that have stood here, these belt-driven carding machines for processing wool were added back in 1828. The very first mill from 1808 was too small and was replaced in 1825. These two rare machines, of five still in existence, still work; they are occasionally operated by Indiana University staff and students. The Fiber Revival, public events held here in May, is one of those occasions. Yep, we missed that by only a couple of weeks.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

We didn’t leave empty-handed; this locally-made crock in the middle left with us, as did a three-pack of red, white, and blue corn flour ground right here in the mill. White corn flour is one of the regular offerings at the mill store; the red and blue corn was ground in celebration of the semiquincentennial, or 250th birthday of the United States.

Beck's Mill Gristmill in Salem, Indiana

This here is the entire reason the mill is at this location. Back in 1807, George Beck, from North Carolina, was inspecting his new property when he found a spring emerging from a cave. Right away, he understood that this would be a perfect spot to set up a mill. Many thanks to Gary and his wife, Catherine, for hosting us for more than 90 minutes in this informative tour of the mill. We also learned that they’ll be traveling in the next days to see the giant steam engine Big Boy that is currently touring America for the country’s 250th birthday.

Salem, Indiana

Our version of perfection.

The Little Twirl on Main in Livonia, Indiana

But then you add a chocolate-vanilla twist soft serve, and the proverbial needle is moved beyond perfection; just ask Caroline. What was surprising about this treat was that we were driving backroads and about to pass through Livonia, a town of 99 people, when, at the intersection of here-and-there, the Little Twirl on Main popped up.

Sorghum Molasses from Paoli, Indiana

A few miles further on, an honor-system farm stand was just the kind of stop I was looking for. No, we didn’t buy the syrup; I wanted the sorghum molasses for homemade baked beans. The food bought during this trip spilled over from the crate in the back seat into the trunk days ago, as we work on collecting more and more treats.

An hour later, we pulled into the Gasthof Amish Village in Montgomery, Indiana, for some buffet-style Amish cooking. I should point out that this place has to be “Amish inspired,” since based on the tattoos, jewelry, and attire of some of the staff, there was no way this was a proper Amish restaurant. The food was good though, with the meatloaf and ambrosia salad standing out.

Vincennes, Indiana

While you wouldn’t know it from the photo, we are passing through Vincennes, Indiana, which we visited just the week before. While that was eight days ago, it feels like a month of experiences happened between then and now.

Wheat in Vincennes, Indiana

Looking at a field of wheat here on a summer day, it feels surreal to think we’ll be back in the desert of Phoenix, Arizona, in about 72 hours. While I can write that now, when we are out on the road, we live in a state of denial and never talk about the approaching end of a vacation, and are fully aware that if all we saw over the next couple of days had been the extent of a quick weekend getaway, it would have been an incredible trip.

Wabash Cannonball Bridge in Vincennes, Indiana

Built in 1897 for the railroad, this is the Wabash Cannonball Bridge in Vincennes, Indiana, crossing the Wabash River to St. Francisville, Illinois. Abandoned in 1965, a local farmer bought it, put down the wood roadway, and started charging tolls to cross it. Today, we were happy to pay that toll, and the crossing was so much fun that we considered turning around to head back over the bridge for another experience, even though we’d have had to turn right back around since our destination lay farther on in Missouri that evening. Out there, in the middle of the bridge, over the middle of the Wabash River, we entered another time zone, the Central Time Zone, almost another dimension.

Old oil pump on US-15 between Albion and Fairfield, Illinois

Apparently, this is an old walking-beam pumpjack, also known as a nodding donkey. The platform is elevated due to that waterway behind it; it must flood from time to time. While it wasn’t pumping oil while we were here, it seems to still be operational; the tank has fuel in it for running this ancient contraption.

Corn near Reynoldsville, Illinois

The late-day sun brought a glow to the top of this corn field in the Reynoldsville, Illinois, area. This is one of those photos where we are scrambling to ensure we captured even the mundane, which works to show the character of the land we were passing over during yet another vacation.

Sunset in East Cape Girardeau, Illinois

In a few minutes, we’d cross the Mississippi River, leaving Illinois behind as we checked in to our room in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Dinner was jambalaya and gumbo from Broussard’s Cajun Restaurant, followed by our last night among the fireflies.

America’s Heartland

Sunrise view from hotel in Bay City, Michigan

Not much writing happened on this vacation, as it has acted as not only a vacation of the body, but also of the mind, and a time to look inward. While at home, through writing, conversation, and simply supporting our lives in Phoenix, I’m forever centered in the interior universe of self. During our trip through the middle of America, my focus has been on the distant horizon rather than delving into deep thought. But the horizon is shrinking now; it is Wednesday, and by Sunday we’ll be home. Writing is about to return to the front and center as I will try to capture something worthwhile in eighteen blog posts that will paint these days traveling back and forth, up and down, north, south, east, and then west again in colors and words that will add to our long-term memories. Once that obligation is finished, my attention will turn to the line-by-line edit of my novel, but right now, that’s too much to consider; this road trip out was intended as a brief escape from that responsibility. As I am sitting here in Bay City, Michigan, listening to a train whistle somewhere in town while the sun rises, I need to finish this quick thought, haul our things down to the car, and get us on a freeway going south. We will bypass Southern Michigan and Ohio on our way to Madison, Indiana.

[Note from July 12 while writing this post: The line-by-line editing responsibility is being delayed. Before I can complete these blog posts, Caroline and I will be headed toward the San Diego area for some house and dog sitting for a month. That time by the sea will necessitate its own blog posts, but this is getting ahead of myself.]

Entering Ohio from Michigan

I’ve likely said it before, but we abhor freeways, and yet, that is precisely where we are today. For the next few hours from Bay City, Michigan, south, we hauled ass with psychos. Okay, there was one stop in Bowling Green to use the toilet. I only mention this because instead of utilizing a gas station for the purpose, we discovered a Meijer grocery store, which worked out great to satisfy my penchant for grocery store tourism. The Meijer chain of stores originated in Michigan and, based on this location, is amazingly well stocked; we left with more stuff to haul back to Arizona. I probably should have mentioned that, a couple of days ago in Sault Ste Marie, Ontario, we dropped in at Pino’s for the same kind of tourism, albeit with a big nod to Italian groceries. Pino’s is a small chain with stores as big as any large grocery store and a Canadian treasure I can only wish we had in Phoenix, just like Meijer.

Caroline Wise at Dairy Dream in Dunkirk, Ohio

By the time we were approaching Findlay, Ohio, I was white-knuckled and stressed from driving. Caroline offered me a release from the frenzy that grips me on freeways; we could leave Interstate 75, which was supposed to take us just beyond Cincinnati, and get on US-68, which was much more sedate. Approaching Dunkirk, she asked me to keep an eye open for a post office so she could mail her postcards to friends and family in Germany. My eyes were so attentive that I spotted movement in the Dairy Dream shop and stopped. Caroline laughed, saying the place was still closed as it was barely past 10:30. I wasn’t dissuaded, approached the window, and knocked. The person I’d seen came over and opened the window slightly, a bit perplexed. I explained how my wife was having a health emergency that only a chocolate-vanilla soft serve could cure. Then I told her straight up that I was willing to bribe her. She quickly checked with her manager, and you can see from Caroline’s big smile that she couldn’t believe how well this worked out.

Hi-Road Drive-in in Kenton, Ohio

Yesterday, it was the Linwood Pickle Festival that drew us travel-moths to the flame of desire; today, today it is the Hi-Road Drive-in in Kenton. Here we are in Nowhereville, Ohio, a town of fewer than 8,000, and a drive-in theater is surviving, while we have only one drive-in theater in the entire state of Arizona. It’s kind of sad to think that I’d like to lean on this out-of-the-way drive-in as a lure to attract us back, while we have failed for decades to travel the 20 miles to the 9-screen drive-in right there in Phoenix.

Dave Chapelle's private club in Yellow Springs, Ohio

Somewhere along our Bean Adventure (our journey of trying to taste as many bean varieties as possible), I learned of a restaurant in Yellow Springs, Ohio, not too far from where we were supposed to be on the freeway once we reached the outskirts of Dayton. Considering that detour would have added 50 miles to our driving today, I think we’d have skipped it to save time. But because Caroline was detouring us down US-68, we were falling directly into Yellow Springs, ready for lunch. The Winds Cafe across the street from this building was what had inspired me to seek out this town. Once we were here, we learned that this town is the place Dave Chapelle calls home and supports in many ways. He also owns and frequently performs at the Yellow Springs Firehouse Comedy Club, pictured above.

Rancho Gordo Beans served at Winds Cafe in Yellow Springs, Ohio

But we weren’t here for a chance encounter with Dave Chapelle; we were here for the Rancho Gordo bean dish. It was likely a newsletter from this purveyor of heirloom beans that I learned of the Winds Cafe. I was expecting a giant Corona bean dish, but that was last month. June’s dish is an Italian preparation of cranberry beans. Why would we consider traveling for beans? Because we love beans; they are a dish that is nearly impossible to find in a restaurant across most of America, unless you are looking for black or refried beans from a Mexican place or red beans and rice in a Cajun joint. This was the first time during the previous thirteen days that we became aware of how “downscale” our vacation has been, because the upscale nature of Yellow Springs has us feeling a hint of snobbery around us, but the beans were great.

Quail Eggs at Tom's Market in Yellow Springs, Ohio

There’s much to like about Yellow Springs; the place is vibrant and diverse, but again, it’s all a bit pretentious. Tom’s Market, a local small grocer, was offering quail eggs. Since we fell in love with them on this trip and having eaten our supply, this was the opportunity to pick up some more (not that this makes us pretentious). From here, we skipped out on making a pilgrimage to Xenia, Ohio, the location of Harmony Korine’s film Gummo, and threaded our way back to the freeway to get us realigned with the clock that was ticking the minutes away.

The Ohio River from Lesko Park in Aurora, Indiana

Along the way, we passed into Indiana, but didn’t stop before reaching the Ohio River here at Lesko Park in Aurora.

North Branch Road toward Patriot, Indiana

While it was our intention to drive the river road, construction dictated something else. With Caroline’s sleuthing study of the map, we were able to avoid the official detour and create our own bypass, mostly on a single-lane road with a ton of blind corners, nowhere to pull over, and zero services.

North Branch Road toward Patriot, Indiana

My favorite aspect of this detour on the North Branch Road heading toward Patriot, Indiana, was that while Caroline has a map in front of her and can see where we are going, I’m effectively traveling blind, half-suspecting that any moment, we’ll encounter an obstacle or something not considered that will force us to turn around, backtrack to the other detour, and lose a ton of time. So, while I’m a little anxious out here, that adds to the sense of adventure.

Ohio River across from Warsaw, Kentucky

She got us here, back on the Ohio River, just across the way from Warsaw, Kentucky.

Mail Pouch Tobacco Barn near Vevay, Indiana

While we had hoped to see one of these Mail Pouch Tobacco signs painted on a local barn, we didn’t know if we were too far away from the area where we’d seen a lot of them on a previous trip. Then, near Vevay, Indiana, we spotted the one and only painted barn we’d see on this trip, just above the road, with that iconic slogan facing the river. And I finally had to investigate the phenomenon; Harley Warrick of Belmont County, Ohio, painted about 20,000 of these signs that appeared on barn sides in 22 states during his 46-year career. The peak was in the 1960s, with the program coming to an end in 1992 when Harley retired.

Chandler Hotel in Madison, Indiana

Welcome to The Chandler Hotel in Madison, Indiana. A contactless, invisible-service boutique hotel that only opened a few years ago. Prior to that, the building had stood empty for decades, having served as a livery stable, a bottling plant, apparently making soda pop, and then a printing warehouse. To the couple who took this project on: we are grateful that you’ve brought such a charming place to Madison.

Chandler Hotel in Madison, Indiana

This was our “Midnight on Main” room, a beautiful place for the night. While we might have enjoyed staying in the ornate Chandler Loft Suite, $215 a night for that palace felt pricey compared to the $149 we paid for this room. In retrospect, we should have opted for opulence; maybe if there’s a second time.

Chandler Hotel in Madison, Indiana

There was so much to love in this 150-year-old building, from the old stairs to the way the ancient hand-crank elevator has been repurposed as art, to the rooftop terrace, even the slope of the ceilings in the hallway upstairs.

Madison, Indiana

My original inspiration for visiting Madison, Indiana, happened 21 years ago, when my mother and I were on a return drive from our birthplace in Buffalo, New York. Leaving Pennsylvania, we traced the Ohio River through West Virginia and Ohio, where we started swinging back and forth over the river until we reached Kentucky. On one of those crossings, we stumbled upon Madison, and it left a big impression on me. It has taken a while, but here we are in one of America’s largest National Historic Landmark Districts.

Madison, Indiana

Our dinner was less-than-stellar. Actually, it was quite a mediocre meal, but we chalked it up to win-some, lose-some. Then it was time for a walk. As much as pauses exist on these kinds of travels, Madison was the city I gave us the most time to explore.

Madison, Indiana

It’s nice to drop in on these rare places in America where so much charm is on display. While Madison certainly has an appeal, cracks are showing that I hadn’t seen on my briefest of drive-throughs two decades earlier. The shift of working capital and industries that are needed to support these smaller places on the map is an unfolding tragedy that continues to plague this country. The work of people such as the Chandlers only goes so far in supporting these destinations; travelers also have to find fading America as a place worth visiting. If you are relying on a transition to tourism, that calculation doesn’t always hold up.

Lanier Mansion in Madison, Indiana

This is the 13,500-square-foot Lanier Mansion, built in 1844; today it is a museum. In keeping with the theme of this lengthy drive, it was closed when we arrived and will be closed when we leave tomorrow. Back in 1990, it is reported that no expense was spared on the building’s restoration, but back then the internet, the implosion of retail, and private equity’s lopsided investing hadn’t been reckoned with. Now with COVID behind us and the carnage it brought, I’m left wondering about what will survive.

Ohio River in Madison, Indiana

The sun setting over the Ohio River is a sight every American should see once in their life; instead, they struggle to keep their head above the proverbial waters of survival in uncertain times. Good thing that while people grow fickle and apprehensive, the beauty found across these lands persists.

Bridge over the Ohio River between Milton, Kentucky and Madison, Indiana

Back when my mother and I were out here, it was this bridge from Milton, Kentucky, that brought us over to Madison.

Madison, Indiana

As is apt in summer, it’s getting late with a glimmer of light still in the sky. This is my favorite time of day for window shopping, as with everything closed, there’s no chance of spending more money. Though maybe we should have fetched the car for some grocery store tourism.

The Broadway Fountain in Madison, Indiana

This is the Broadway Fountain, one of the attractions that hooked me years ago, but today its waters are not running. The reason is found in the following photo.

Burned shell of the Trinity United Methodist Church in Madison, Indiana

Less than a month before we arrived here in Madison, a devastating fire gutted the Trinity United Methodist Church. With the area still cordoned off, the fountain has been drained. Supports have been put in place to save the church walls from collapse, and through heroic efforts, the firemen were able to save the steeple, so there’s hope of rebuilding this iconic church in the middle of town. We chatted with a local couple who had come over to the dry fountain to water the flowers surrounding it. They told us about the fire and how people were helping the owners of the Love Betty Bridal Shop in the house next to the church evacuate their inventory. Luckily, the flames did not cause much damage to their building after all.

Madison, Indiana

In the morning, we’ll return to these streets for a proper tour of the commercial district. While the lighting down here is warm and the place feels safe, there is nothing open, and everyone has turned in for the evening.

Madison, Indiana

And the award for the best mural we’ve seen over the past 5,000 or so miles goes to this one reminding people to act in kindness; a virtue worth extolling. This day of contrasts and impressions is the most any of us could wish for. To us, this was a gift worth remembering, like the 13,499 days that Caroline and I have shared prior to these moments.

Lighthouses For Days on Lake Huron

Sunrise from Rudyard, Michigan

Leaving Canada this morning was anything but spectacular, with nothing to see and nothing captured of our last minutes in Sault Ste Marie; we aimed straight for the international border. Once we had reentered the U.S., we were right back in Sault Ste Marie, only this time it was the Michigan version. Eighteen years ago, during a leaf-peeping jaunt over the Upper Peninsula, we stayed on this side of the border. Looking back at that blog post, I see we saw a spectacular sunrise shot at the Soo Lock on St. Mary’s River between Lake Superior and Lake Huron. When we did stop this morning, it was for this sunrise shot in Rudyard, Michigan.

Castle Rock in St. Ignace, Michigan

Well, this is a familiar site we’ve passed before; it is Castle Rock in St. Ignace. The difference between then and now is that I was able to find out why this rock is still standing. Following the last glacial events that formed the Great Lakes, there was a larger body of water here; it is called Nipissing Great Lakes and combined what we call today Lake Huron, Lake Superior, and Lake Michigan. This giant lake was located at a higher altitude than the current lakes. So, what you are seeing here is a “sea stack,” a.k.a. a lake stack, that was carved by the lake waters back then; the water surface level was about 60 feet (17.5 meters) higher than today. The crazy part of this is that the Nipissing Great Lakes only drained about 4,500 years ago, leaving a much smaller Lake Nipissing near North Bay, Ontario, Canada, which is not connected to the Great Lakes. Tragically, I’m only learning of this now that we are back in Arizona. I’ve also read that the ridges and dunes of Lake Michigan and Huron are evidence of the former level of the Nipissing Great Lakes.

Lake Huron from St. Ignace, Michigan

It turns out that the Indigenous people of the region have preserved memories of this time through their oral tradition; it is called the Anishinaabek geomythology. The story says that a hero, Wiskedjak, broke a dam created by a giant beaver that traveled down through the northern channel of Lake Huron and up the French River, creating dams and rapids along the way. Georgian Bay up the French River to the current Lake Nipissing is the area their oral history speaks of, which happens to coincide with modern scientific research of the ancient lake.

Caroline Wise in St. Ignace, Michigan

I’ve lost count of how many times my Frankfurter (right) has posed with versions of other Frankfurters (left), like in Frankfurt itself and in other places such as Stockholm. This one is in St. Ignace, Michigan, though the wiener was not exactly what we are looking for. While I’m here, maybe you’d like to see the photo of Caroline riding the wild wiener on the Oregon Coast? Okay, it was a kid’s corn-dog ride, but the idea was funny at the time. Then there was the first public wiener we photographed up in Washington back in 2004, a quite lurid specimen.

St. Ignace, Michigan

That non-wiener thing we are here for is near the water’s edge.

Wawatam Lighthouse in St. Ignace, Michigan

It is the Wawatam Lighthouse and only one of many we’ll be visiting today.

Mackinac Bridge in Michigan

Sometimes referred to as Big Mac, the Mackinac Bridge is the lifeline that connects the Upper Peninsula to greater Michigan. The steel grate roadway allows air to flow through the bridge, so in high wind events the bridge remains relatively stable. At a hair shorter than 5 miles (8 kilometers), it needs to be, so it doesn’t suffer the same fate as the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, which collapsed in 1940. During the winter, there is the problem of “ice spears,” frozen chunks, and sheets breaking off the structure, requiring the bridge to be closed. Here we are on a clear day in early summer, and still, I’m nervous driving across. I don’t believe I would have the nerves for it during the winter.

Old Mackinac Point Lighthouse in Colonial Michilimackinac, Michigan

Lighthouse #2, Old Mackinac Point Lighthouse in Colonial Michilimackinac. The light operated from 1892 until 1957. Prior to this, fires were lit on the shore to help guide boats; with the opening of the bridge, with its own navigation enhancements, the lighthouse was decommissioned.

Mackinac Bridge seen from Colonial Michilimackinac, Michigan

While on the Mackinac Bridge, it’s difficult to see and appreciate the length, but down here on the lake shore, it’s apparent just how long it is. A funny side note: down here, effectively “under the bridge,” the people of the Upper Peninsula, Yoopers, refer, affectionately, to those down on the Lower Peninsula as Trolls.

Pries Landing, Michigan

Ask for backroads, and sometimes, Caroline delivers. We are in the Pries Landing area, somewhere in the woods.

Cheboygan Crib Rear Light in Cheboygan, Michigan

Lighthouse #3, the Cheboygan Crib Rear Light. This is not its original location, nor was it a true lighthouse. It was built in 1884 on a timber “crib,” an artificial island, over 2,000 feet out in Lake Huron to mark the entrance to the Cheboygan River. With nowhere to live on the island, the keepers had to row out daily to keep the kerosene lamp burning. The light was deactivated in 1984 and moved to its current location at the Gordon Turner Park.

Wetlands Trail at Gordon Turner Park in Cheboygan, Michigan

Near the Crib Light is a wetlands trail that towers over a cattail marsh. The park and access to the wetlands were only made possible after fill from a dredging project extended the land out this way back in the 1940s.

Wetlands Trail at Gordon Turner Park in Cheboygan, Michigan

These are some of those cattails, where we watched birds flutter about.

Huron Shores Roadside Park in Cheboygan, Michigan

Our next stop was at the Huron Shores Roadside Park, still in Cheboygan.

Caroline Wise at Huron Shores Roadside Park in Cheboygan, Michigan

Caroline is obviously distraught; how long has it been since our last lighthouse?

Deceased Great Horned Owl south of Cheboygan, Michigan

From the talons and feathers, the reader might have already realized this was a great horned owl, but at the time, we didn’t know that. Regardless of what species of owl it was, Caroline knew that she would have to muster the strength to collect some of its soft feathers, not for some project, but for no other reason than that they were beautiful feathers from a gorgeous bird that met its tragic end crossing a road.

40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

I hope this photo doesn’t betray my cunning plan of denying the reader immediate knowledge of where we are; suffice to say, we are in Rogers City. Have you figured it out yet? Yep, we are at the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park.

40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

Lighthouse #4. Oh God, help us; we’ve met other travelers who are as enthusiastic about exploring as we are. Lucky them, they have their fifth wheel, a.k.a. an airstream, with them and are currently volunteers at the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse.

40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

First up, we met Michelle, one half of the travel team. She shared how they’d recently given up permanence of place, sold their home, and hit the road; after a lifetime of staying in place. The bug that infected us decades ago had grabbed them. If I’m not mistaken, this was their first day as guides to the living quarters and the attached light. Michelle’s husband, Jim, was upstairs ready to greet us.

Fresnel Lens of the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

Up the narrow circular stairs, we climbed into the tiny room of the light. We shared some of what we learned from Jim’s wife, some of what we told her, and our background as fellow wandering souls.

View from atop the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

All the while we were talking, I was looking for things to photograph, such as this view of Lake Huron through the glass of the lighthouse.

Fresnel Lens of the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

It turns out that Jim and Michelle are YouTubers, while Jim was also a professional photographer for part of his career. As such, he offered some tips on where to stand back in the stairwell that would offer a view through the Fresnel lens. If you are interested, their channel is @Airstreamer.

Fresnel Lens of the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse Park in Rogers City, Michigan

Henry-Lepaute Company of Paris, France, was a distinguished clock-making group that catered to the King of France, who granted them rights to make the lucrative Fresnel lenses that were in demand back then.

Nowicki's Sausage Shoppe in Rogers City, Michigan

With so many lighthouses already seen, it was time for lunch, and what better than a “Brat in a Bun?” Nowickis Sausage Shoppe should be an American institution, as I don’t believe anyone else in this country offers more than 40 varieties of bratwurst. The closest competitor I could find is Miesfeld’s in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, not to be confused with Cheboygan, Michigan, that we passed through earlier; they have some award-winning brats among their 25 varieties that look intriguing.

The New Presque Isle Lighthouse in Presque Isle, Michigan

Lighthouse #5. With appetites satiated, it was time to take on our next destination, the New Presque Isle Lighthouse, obviously, in Presque Isle. This is the tallest lighthouse on Lake Huron, standing at 113 feet in height. With the word “new” in its name, there must have been an older one, right? It’s coming up.

Goose at the Presque Isle Lighthouse in Presque Isle, Michigan

But before we get there, this male goose was getting nervous about our approach. How do we know it was a guy? He made a lot of noise while mother and babies moved off in the other direction. Should you be interested, this is a Canada goose; his homeland is that landmass in the distance.

The Old Presque Isle Lighthouse in Presque Isle, Michigan

Lighthouse #6. At only 30 feet tall (short), this relic was retired in 1870 after 30 years of use. Of course, this is named the Old Presque Isle Lighthouse. [And of course, John could not stop himself from ringing the bell – Caroline]

Glacial erratic at the Presque Isle Lighthouse in Presque Isle, Michigan

Seeing this boulder on the way back to our car, it was immediately obvious to us that we were looking at a glacial erratic. Erratics are large rocks that were transported on glaciers, and as the ice receded, whatever they were carrying was dropped at locations here and there. According to our AI Overlords, this is likely limestone or dolomite and may have originated from about 150 to 200 miles north in the Manitoulin Island area of Ontario, Canada. One thing is certain: this boulder did not cleave off a nearby mountain, as there are none.

Forget-me-nots at the Presque Isle Lighthouse in Presque Isle, Michigan

Before getting in the car, these forget-me-nots also caught my eye.

Caroline Wise and Chris in Alpena, Michigan

During my route planning, Caroline heard that we’d be traveling down the eastern side of the Mitten on the Lower Peninsula, she looked at the map and saw that we would be passing through Alpena, Michigan, where her coworker, Chris, lives. So, we made a date to meet up, briefly, at Cabin Creek Coffee. Living nearby, he’d ridden his onewheel over to meet us, astonished at how surreal it was that someone he works with from Arizona would be driving through his small town of only about 10,000 people, likely a once-in-a-lifetime event.

Before leaving town, we made a couple of stops; the first was at the Yarns to Go, a yarn and quilting store that was unexpected considering the size of Alpena. The other shop was Downtown Scoops, for an obligatory chocolate-vanilla twist soft serve, as nothing says summer vacation more to Caroline than soft serve.

On the way to Harrisville, Michigan

After about an hour in Alpena, we were back on the road heading towards Harrisville. By now, we were about halfway down the Mitten, and something felt obvious: this is nobody’s vacation destination. The western side of this part of Michigan has Petosky, Charlevoix, and Traverse City, along with the Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore and sunsets over Lake Michigan, while the sunrise side of the Lower Peninsula seems to have gotten shortchanged.

Sturgeon Point Lighthouse in Harrisville, Michigan

Lighthouse #7. Maybe you figured out why I specifically mentioned Harrisville just above; it was because this is the home of the Sturgeon Point Lighthouse. This 70-foot Cape Cod-style light on Lake Huron was established in 1869; the styling reference comes from the brickwork used in its construction. Likely due to the fact that we are here on a Tuesday, but also remaining consistent with the experiences of this long road trip, the lighthouse was closed, too. Well, at least we were able to climb the 40 Mile Point Lighthouse earlier.

Beach at the Sturgeon Point Lighthouse in Harrisville, Michigan

After another short walk to an empty beach on calm waters here in front of the Sturgeon Point Lighthouse, we continued our trek south.

Caroline Wise in Lake Huron at the Oscoda Roadside Park in Oscoda, Michigan

Why this spot looked more appealing than the others will have to remain a mystery, but here we are down at the Oscoda Roadside Park when it was decided that it was time to get in the water. [John’s research had pointed out that the coastal waters in this area are so shallow that you can walk out hundreds of feet. I was keen on testing that out. – Caroline]

Caroline Wise in Lake Huron at the Oscoda Roadside Park in Oscoda, Michigan

It was initially only going to be a walk out and pose in Lake Huron, but realizing that the water was not all that cold, Caroline soon changed her mind and decided that this would be the perfect opportunity to take a swim.

Tawas Point Lighthouse in East Tawas, Michigan

Lighthouse #8. This is it, the eighth and final lighthouse we’d be visiting today, a record for us. Welcome to the stunning red and white Tawas Point Lighthouse in East Tawas. With the blue sky background, one could say that this is the perfect motif, especially considering that this year is the 250th birthday of the United States. Add to that, we were out experiencing the middle of it all in the remote corners of our country, a beautiful place no matter where you go.

Lake Huron at the Tawas Point Lighthouse in East Tawas, Michigan

It’s getting late in the day, and we still have a couple of hours of driving ahead of us, and so it was with this photo that I was supposed to finish our day as we drove away from lighthouse number eight. In Au Gres, we stopped in at the Anchor Pub for the perch dinner that was advertised out front; if lake perch isn’t perfect under such conditions, nothing is. Now with our strength restored, we can finish our drive to Bay City, Michigan. We had already turned inland, nothing to distract us, but a funny thing happened as we entered the town of Standish.

Rita's Twisty Freeze in Standish, Michigan

We spotted the crowd at Rita’s Twisty Freeze, which could only mean that they were offering the kind of frozen treats that soothe the souls of weary travelers. Well, it’s not that Caroline was so much weary, as she’d suffered through the better part of our vacation in a soft serve desert that exists from Louisiana through the majority of the Mississippi River Valley; this would be part of healing that wound. She valiantly (half-heartedly) tried to affect a demure no thanks, but I’ve been traveling with her for the past 36 years, 11 months, 2 weeks, and 2 days, and I know her better. This wasn’t me needing to coerce her, as that rubber arm of hers is as twisty as the soft serve she claimed to be the best of the trip so far.

By the way, that specific time reference relates to the 13,499 days since that fateful day we ran into each other on 17 June 1989 following the Pixies show at the Batschkapp in Frankfurt, Germany. Tomorrow begins the 13,500th day.

P.S. A billboard advertising the Linwood Pickle Festival worked its magic. While we can’t return this August for the celebration, maybe a subsequent trip where we slice through the middle of the Mitten will allow a detour for a visit to our first Pickle Festival; yeah, that sounds as good a reason as any to justify another vacation in this part of America.

Pickle Poutine, Water, Moose, and a Giant Goose

Sunrise over Lake Superior in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada

Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, may leave a lot to be desired, but on a beautiful June morning, the sunrise is not lacking anything. Coming into town last night, the aggression was palpable as local drivers plowed through their city. Knowing that we would arrive after 8:00 and that this city had a population of over 100,000, there was a chance that getting dinner might be difficult on a Monday night. When we called the front desk of the Prince Arthur Waterfront Hotel, where we would be staying, there was no answer. After trying for about 15 minutes, I gave up, resigned to the fact we’d have to check in first and then find dinner. When we walked into the lobby, we were greeted by the security guy; the front desk person was on their break, so we’d have to come back in about 15 minutes. We had dinner around the corner in a nearly empty place, and we had to sit in the bar as the main dining room was already closed. I don’t believe Thunder Bay is on anyone’s destination list, and from our experience at the beginning of their travel season, I understand why.

Sunrise over Lake Superior in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada

It may be terrifically beautiful out here, but we are hundreds of miles from anywhere else. The roughly 120,000 people who live in Thunder Bay appear to be virtual prisoners in the isolation of being so remote. I’m only pointing this out because I’m trying to understand the weird, verging on bad, vibes I was picking up on. Mind you, this morning there was nothing appreciably peculiar, but the scars of the night before had me wanting to get out of town as soon as we could. This is one of those situations where first impressions became lasting ones. But still, this play of light and reflection was spectacular.

Sunrise over Lake Superior in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada

The rising sun, the gift that kept on giving. Maybe I should have pointed out that this is Lake Superior.

View of Lake Superior from the Terry Fox Memorial in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada

And then we were gone. The view over the trees is from the Terry Fox Memorial at the northeast edge of town. The land to the left is the Sleeping Giant Provincial Park that we should have visited, but didn’t know about when we were traveling through, and behind that to the center and right is Isle Royale National Park in Michigan.

A little farther up the road in Dorion, we stopped at a tiny roadside store, not looking for anything in particular, just what was what. While Caroline found a cheap pair of slippers, the clerk behind the counter found me and started talking. I have no recollection of what was shared, but the impression he left on me was that he’s lonely out here, an hour outside of Thunder Bay. I suppose that when your usual customers are all known regulars, there’s the chance that outsiders might arrive with different stories, or maybe he wasn’t really interested in such things, and he figured that if he harangued me with whatever stuff he was yammering on about, it would drive us away. Well, it worked, and while we noted buying the slippers, nothing else rose to a level that required the recording of something interesting.

Breakfast at Ducky's Diner in Nipigon, Ontario, Canada

Even the best hatched plans can be foiled by convenience, laziness, and the desire for simple luxuries, such as a hot breakfast. We were entering Nipigon when we spotted Ducky’s Diner and were drawn in by the rustic appearance that had it looking like it had been here for many years. Traveling throughout North America, one of the charms out on these byways is that we come across the places where the aesthetics transport us to a different time that is quickly disappearing. The vibrant colors of mass-manufactured franchises will one day displace these locations where the character of distant memories is still able to hang on. We might look back and have to remember the “good ‘ol days” when such diners once existed.

Breakfast at Ducky's Diner in Nipigon, Ontario, Canada

Over the years, I’ve typically been on hand when these various bracelets and bangles have been purchased; maybe I’ve been there for all of them. [Yes, you have, from left to right: Farmington, NM – Second Mesa, AZ – IFAM in Santa Fe, NM – Paducah, KY (earlier on this trip) – IFAM again – New Richland, MN  (from a day or so ago) – Teotihuacan, MX – Caroline] As I looked at Caroline’s hand here in the morning sunlight, holding her coffee cup, I was reminded of how enamored I am with her. It’s not only her smile, her eyes, or her touch that hold me close, but it’s also particular blouses, the knowledge of what her wrist smells like, the sound of those bracelets clanking together, or the warmth of her petite, warm fingers as they loosen their grip on the cup and reach out to touch my fingers. This photo is then as important to me as any one of the many where we are cheek to cheek in a selfie.

Men's Room at Ducky's Diner in Nipigon, Ontario, Canada

Walking into Ducky’s Diner, we both noticed the sign forbidding empty water bottles at the front door, but quickly dismissed it, as we didn’t immediately understand it. We might have left never knowing, but Caroline’s visit to the toilet had her passing this version of it on the men’s room door. On Reddit, which is her search engine of choice, she learned what it was about and was thrilled to explain things to me when she returned to our table. Naturally, after becoming aware of its strong message to particular people, I had to go get a photo. This message is directed at Indian (Hindu) truck drivers brought to Canada, who are not quite familiar with the customs of Western toilet practices. You see, while driving for hundreds, if not thousands, of kilometers across the Canadian frontier, when the urge to move the bowels happens, they bring along a bottle of water that they’ll use to wash their bottoms. Obviously, I had to bring this up with our waitress; her instant disgust with the mess this creates in the bathroom was apparent. And while I wanted details of how this disposable bidet works, we were at breakfast, and learning about fecal clean-up disasters for the staff is better kept for another time.

The Observation Platform in Nipigon, Ontario, Canada

Before you pull away from this post, thinking that I might want to pursue a theme of complaining about Grumpy Town or discussing the toilet habits of foreign long haul drivers, rest assured that there is nothing else in the remainder of what lies below that veers into lament, feces, or even random roadkill. As a matter of fact, we can only go up from here, especially because we’ve arrived at the observation platform in Nipigon.

View from the Observation Platform in Nipigon, Ontario, Canada

Looking at the road ahead, had we not pulled over for this view, we could see the bridge we’d be crossing next after leaving the tower.

The Most Northerly Point of Lake Superior in Nipigon, Ontario, Canada

You see that tree right of center? Yeah, I know, it’s impossible to miss. This view, though, was not so bad; there would be many overlooks during the day that were 100% overgrown with absolutely zero view to be had, other than brush, trees, and trash.

On the shore of Lake Superior in Rossport, Ontario, Canada

But then you get down to the water’s edge, and all you see is a pristine image of nature. Clean water, lively trees, an inviting sky, that leaves you wishing you were traveling with a couple of kayaks.

Rossport Inn & Cabins in Rossport, Ontario, Canada

These cabins are for rent in Rossport, Ontario, where the view you just saw is in their front windows.

Near Rossport, Ontario, Canada

Still in Rossport, still on Lake Superior, but further along to the east on our trek to Sault Ste. Marie, where we’ll be spending the night.

Caroline Wise near Rossport, Ontario, Canada

I’ve likely asked the same question here on my blog before, but I wonder what moves through Caroline’s mind as she stands there looking out. I know that my own thoughts are punctuated by hints of photos I should be capturing, but I also know that on the rare occasions I’ve been the passenger in the car and Caroline is driving, being in pure observation mode feels different. There are no demands when gazing into the landscape, something relatively rare from my perspective.

Caroline Wise at Schreiber Beach in Schreiber, Ontario, Canada

In this instance, I knew what Caroline was doing; the water is so clear, she was watching the glimmering light sparkle on the rocks just below the surface.

Caroline Wise at Schreiber Beach in Schreiber, Ontario, Canada

She was looking for souvenirs that she could own for a few seconds before giving them back to the lake.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Schreiber Beach in Schreiber, Ontario, Canada

This image of the two of us at Schreiber Beach wouldn’t be left behind; it was coming home.

Aguasabon Falls in Terrace Bay, Ontario, Canada

These are the Aguasabon Falls in Terrace Bay; just watching them made us hungry. Unfortunately, those Jehovah’s Witnesses set up in the parking lot weren’t offering the kind of food we were looking for, as our souls are already full. By the way, can someone explain what the heck they were doing out here in the Middle of Nowhere, Canada?

Dill Pickle Poutine in Marathon, Ontario, Canada

It was more than another hour before we found the only thing that could have satisfied our appetite up here on the shores of Lake Superior: Dill Pickle Poutine. True, we didn’t know beforehand that such an exquisite delight would show up in our culinary dreams. But there we were, passing through Marathon, when a sign beckoned us to a food truck that promised soft serve. It turned out not to be the food truck we pulled up to; it was the one behind this one, but it would be closed until 3:00 in the afternoon. This almost foiled my wife’s daily fix before two great things happened back to back. The two young women in the open food truck, hearing our plight, told us that across the street at the convenience store, we would find maple walnut ice cream; while not soft serve, it is a magical flavor that acts as a kind of glue, bringing Caroline into a unified oneness with Canada. Before heading over, I noticed a strange word combination on the small menu: dill pickle poutine. Who had ever heard of such a thing? Now that we have not only heard of it, but eaten it, too, we are now part of the learned brethren who understand the ways of shredded dill pickles, cheese, and gravy on French fries. Try to do better, In-N-Out.

Gchi-Waaswaaganing Cultural Center in Marathon, Ontario, Canada

It would be nearly halfway between Thunder Bay and Sault Ste Marie that we would learn that the Anishinaabe word for Thunder Bay was Gchi-Waaswaaganing. We are at the Gchi-Waaswaaganing Cultural Center, talking up a storm and buying a bunch of stuff. What kind of stuff? I got another big wooden salad bowl, this one made of simple pine, along with some pickled stuff made locally, while Caroline picked up a pendant made from stones found at the lake shore and some stickers.

Moose somewhere between White River and Wawa, Ontario, Canada

While yesterday’s moose was but a blur merging into the forest at dusk, this youngster was chilling, just grazing on stuff yummy to its species until we stopped. Turning around to check us out, I thought it was a pose, and so instead of grabbing a photo of its backside and moving on, I waited for his/her curiosity to bring it to our car window for snacks; instead, it skedaddled. No matter, it’s not like we were gonna saddle it for some epic forest exploration, nor did we have space in the back of the car for it to come on a road trip, so we skedaddled, too.

Wawa Goose in Wawa, Ontario, Canada

A day without a World’s Largest Creature of Some Sort wouldn’t have been complete; good thing we arrived to witness this Canada goose in Wawa, Ontario, the only such place to stand below its greatness.  Wawa, the town, and Wawa the goose derive their name from the Ojibwe word for “wild goose”, wewe. There’s a German saying about “long live the Wawa,” or something like that.

Young's Store in Wawa, Ontario, Canada

One might think a souvenir Wawa goose replica would be on offer at the local store, but no, there was no Wawa, great or small. For a consolation prize, we left with some more pickled foodstuffs of one sort or other; maybe we should have tracked these purchases, but for what end, so others could follow in our footsteps and buy pickled goods?

View of Lake Superior south of Old Woman Bay in Ontario, Canada

We have given up on trying to find a pictograph that was supposed to be at the Old Woman Bay Beach; instead, I offer the reader the curving road bracketed by trees with the bluest water ahead.

Somewhere on Lake Superior in Ontario, Canada

While the conditions were perfect to drive the lake shore, this is no Highway 1 up the Pacific Coast. The views are not quite rare, but they are relatively infrequent. With warmer coastlines nearer large populations, it should be of no surprise that tourism industries up this way are nearly non-existent.

Katherine Cove north of Agawa Bay in Ontario, Canada

At this point in the day, we’ve reached Katherine Cove north of Agawa Bay, which is about 340 miles (545 kilometers) from where we began in Thunder Bay.

Caroline Wise at Katherine Cove north of Agawa Bay in Ontario, Canada

What is she looking for?

Alona Bay south of Agawa Bay in Ontario, Canada

Maybe Caroline was effectively looking for something similar to what the guy out on the rock, just right of the sun’s reflection, is seeking. He was out there singing to the breadth of the lake. With his back to anything or anyone who might distract him, he sang. Guessing, I’d suggest he was looking for where he fits in the picture when he’s getting lost in it. Yep, that’s where I think Caroline goes.

Mamainse Point north of Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, Canada

Here at Mamainse Point north of Sault Ste. Marie, we took our last photo of Lake Superior. We now only have a 140-mile length of Lake Superior left to travel before we can say we’ve circled the largest of the Great Lakes. From Two Harbors, Minnesota, to Thunder Bay, where our trip began today, that is the final stretch of Superior shore on this trip, and I’d guess the remaining section we may never see. It was 22 years ago when, on another cross-country adventure, we dragged our friend Jay Patel across America to the Split Rock Lighthouse before turning around for the drive back to Arizona. Tomorrow we’ll start the drive south before we turn west a day later. The way home is on the horizon.